The Wizzer of Oz

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. (Henry David Thoreau) Over the years, I’ve met some great characters on the circuit, guys who can tell a ...

Make it a double

Sometimes there’s not a better way. Sometimes there’s only the hard way. (Mary E. Pearson) It’s Friday evening and I get a call from the secretary of the League...

The ex-Prozac

The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. (Stephanie Perkins) Reading these pages you will be thinking what a thoroug...

Bowled over

The truth is in the middle of funny and serious. (Steve Coogan) If I had to write a ten-word slogan to entice people into umpiring, it would be this:  You can&#...